Benedict Cumberbatch | Inseparable 
Don’t steal that one. Steal this one. The navigation system’s knackered,
but you’ll have much more fun.
I fell asleep in the chair by the fireplace.
And I woke up in the kitchen sink with an umbrella full of holes overtop my head. And I fell asleep on the table with your picture in hand. And I woke up in the cupboard with some scrapes on my arms and a mouthful of hell.